I need a monologue! It Must Be from a Play! The easier and shorter it is all the more better!?

How about the short one by Julius Caesar in Shakespeare's play of the same name where he does the "of all things I have yet seen, it seems most strange that men should fear death . . . " The "to be or not to be" in Hamlet is also fairly short. How about Polonius's advice to Laertes, also Hamlet -- " . . . neither a borrower nor a lender be . . . " There are also some very good ones in JB by Archibald MacLeish (whose name I cannot spell with any certainty), both by God and the Devil.